IT Distressed Hat – 404 Social Life Not Found Cap

$32.99 USD

~~$38.99 USD~~ $32.99 USD

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Color Black Nickel Scotland Blue

Size One size

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`Searching for social_life.exe... Error 404.`

For the developer on a deadline, the gamer in a late-night raid, or the sysadmin who's always on call, this hat is an honest statement of priorities. The "404: Social Life Not Found" slogan is a classic piece of self-deprecating humor for anyone who spends more time with a command line than with crowds.

This cap features a classic, vintage-distressed look, so it’s already as comfortable as your favorite hoodie. Crafted from 100% cotton twill, the unstructured, low-profile fit is perfect for long hours of focus (or just hiding your screen from glare). It’s the ideal accessory for those who know their social life isn't missing—it's just on a different server.

Wear your status with pride. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

Key Features:

Classic Tech Humor: Features the "404: Social Life Not Found" error, a universally understood joke in the tech and gaming world.
Vintage Distressed Style: Made from 100% cotton twill for a comfortable, worn-in feel right out of the box.
Comfortable & Unstructured: The 6-panel, low-profile "dad hat" design provides a relaxed fit for everyday wear.
Adjustable Fit: The self-fabric hideaway strap ensures a secure, custom fit.
Curved Visor: Perfect for blocking out distractions and focusing on the mission.

Care Instructions:

Spot Clean Only: Use warm water and dish soap on specific spots.
Do Not Soak: Submerging the hat is not recommended.
For Tough Stains: Gently use a soft-bristled brush.

	One size
Crown height, in	6.50
Crown width, in	7.00
Width of front panel, in	7.37
Bill length, in	2.87

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.