Blue Team Blues Cybersecurity T-Shirt Gift
Blue Team Blues Cybersecurity T-Shirt Gift
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Feeling alert fatigue? You’re not alone. The Blue Team Blues Cybersecurity T-Shirt is a unisex, garment-dyed statement piece created for IT professionals, SOC analysts, and defenders who’ve seen too many 3 a.m. pings and not enough appreciation. Whether you're on-call or in between roles, this shirt says what your Slack status can’t: “I’m still standing, even if my SIEM is crashing.”
With the bold slogan “Blue Team Blues”, this tee mixes cyber burnout humor with wearable comfort — making it perfect for InfoSec meetups, DEF CON, or just decompressing at home. It’s a limited-run drop, designed to resonate with the real frontline of digital defense.
Highlights / Benefits:
- Relatable & Rare: Captures the emotional truth of modern cybersecurity life — layoffs, burnout, and all.
- Soft Yet Strong: Relaxed fit and premium cotton make it as durable as your threat-hunting skills.
- Not Sold in Stores: An exclusive design for cybersecurity pros, red team allies, and blue team legends.
- Perfect Gift: Ideal for birthdays, promotions, layoff rebounds, or just self-love after your 9th incident response this week.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for ultimate softness and breathability.
- Garment-dyed for a unique look and cozy, worn-in feel.
- Pre-shrunk so it fits right the first (and fiftieth) time.
- Durable double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear — like your patience
- Sizes S to 3XL for every body and every team.
Care Instructions
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Got this after a 12-hour shift in the SOC — it’s way too accurate 😅
Super comfy and gets nods from fellow blue teamers at work!
Got this after a 12-hour shift in the SOC — it’s way too accurate 😅
Super comfy and gets nods from fellow blue teamers at work!