Funny Cybersecurity Hoodie – The Fast and the Phished – IT Gift
Funny Cybersecurity Hoodie – The Fast and the Phished – IT Gift
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This funny cybersecurity hoodie is made for IT professionals, ethical hackers, SOC analysts, and anyone who’s ever been phished and lived to tell the tale. Featuring the parody slogan “The Fast and the Phished,” it’s a high-speed tribute to digital defense and tech humor.
Whether you're chasing alerts, dodging spam, or just trying to survive another phishing simulation, this hoodie speaks your truth. It’s ideal for network engineers, cyber students, and burnout buddies who know that speed and suspicion go hand in hand.
Crafted from the trusted Independent Trading Co. SS4500 model, it offers a soft, breathable feel with lasting durability. The medium-heavy 8.5 oz/yd² fleece keeps you warm without the bulk, while the classic fit and jersey-lined hood make it perfect for layering or lounging.
Product Features:
- Fabric Blend: 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face
- Fabric Weight: Medium-heavy 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)Fit: Classic regular fit for everyday comfort
- Durability: Metal eyelets, jersey-lined hood, reinforced stitching
- Design: “The Fast and the Phished” parody slogan in Cinzel Decorative font
- Style: Unisex with front pouch pocket and ribbed cuffs
- Care: Pre-shrunk for consistent fit after wash
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Any unauthorized reproduction, copying, modification, or distribution of this design, in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited.
We actively monitor for infringement and will pursue all available legal remedies against violators, including but not limited to filing DMCA takedown notices, reporting to platform authorities, and initiating legal action for damages.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Independent Trading Company SS4500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults only
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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