Funny Cybersecurity Hoodie – The Silence of the LANs – IT Gift
Funny Cybersecurity Hoodie – The Silence of the LANs – IT Gift
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This funny cybersecurity hoodie is designed for IT professionals, SOC analysts, ethical hackers, and anyone who’s ever stared into the void of a silent network. Featuring the parody slogan “The Silence of the LANs,” it’s a clever twist on a classic thriller—reimagined for tech defenders who live in terminal windows and think in packet flows.
Whether you're deep in incident response, chasing shadow IT, or just trying to survive another standup meeting, this hoodie speaks your truth. It’s perfect for network engineers, cyber students, and burnout buddies who know that silence isn’t golden—it’s suspicious.
Great gift for cybersecurity professionals, IT dads, tech moms, or anyone who loves geeky humor and glitchwear fashion. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just want to treat yourself, this hoodie is a wearable error message for the digital age.
Product Features:
- Fabric Blend: 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel
- Fabric Weight: Medium-heavy 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²), ideal for warmth without the bulk
- Fit: Classic regular fit, designed for everyday comfort and versatility
- Durability: Reinforced with metal eyelets for the drawstrings and a jersey-lined hood
- Design: High-contrast print featuring “The Silence of the LANs” parody slogan for tech-savvy humor
- Care: Pre-shrunk for consistent fit, even after long SOC shifts and laundry cycles
- Style: Unisex design with front pouch pocket and ribbed cuffs—perfect for layering or lounging
- Comfort: Features a tear-away label for a completely smooth, tag-free feel.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Independent Trading Company SS4500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults only
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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