Patch Definition T-Shirt – Funny Cybersecurity & IT Tee | Unisex Organic Cotton

Embrace the chaos of troubleshooting with the Patch Definition T-Shirt – Stanley Stella Creator 2.0 Organic Cotton Tee. A nod to sysadmins, IT engineers, cybersecurity pros, and ethical hackers everywhere, this witty definition captures the universal truth: every patch fixes one thing and breaks another.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, this eco-friendly t-shirt is as durable as it is comfortable. Whether you’re deploying updates in the server room, patching vulnerabilities in the SOC, or just showing off your tech humor at a conference, this tee belongs in every IT professional’s wardrobe.

Product Features:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort and sustainability
• Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) – soft yet durable for everyday use
• Unisex medium fit with set-in sleeves for a versatile, flattering silhouette
• Fabric washed for a smooth, premium texture
• Tear-away label for itch-free wear
• Back print with witty IT humor: “Patch [noun/verb] – The duct tape of the digital world”
• Ethically sourced and eco-conscious, perfect for environmentally mindful techies

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Stanley Stella STTU169, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean