SOC Definition T-Shirt | Funny Cybersecurity & IT Pro Analyst Te

Step into the command center with the SOC Definition T-Shirt – the perfect attire for the modern digital guardian. This tee is a knowing nod to every SOC analyst, threat hunter, and cybersecurity professional who knows the truth: the Security Operations Center is powered by caffeine, vigilance, and a healthy dose of professional paranoia.

Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, this eco-friendly t-shirt is as resilient as your Tier 1 analysts and far more comfortable. Whether you're triaging alerts, hunting for threats, staring down a SIEM dashboard, or just sharing a laugh with your fellow IT pros, this shirt is an essential piece of every cybersecurity expert's wardrobe.

Product Features:

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for premium comfort and sustainability.
• Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) – soft, breathable, and built for long shifts.
• Unisex medium fit with set-in sleeves for a classic, versatile silhouette.
• Fabric washed for a smooth texture and minimal shrinkage.
• Tear-away label for maximum comfort during intense incident response.
• Back print with witty SOC humor: “SOC [noun] – a. the reason the company is still in business. see also: underpaid, overworked, always watching”
• Ethically sourced and eco-conscious, for the environmentally mindful techie.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron, steam, or dry at low heat.
• Do not dry clean.

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Product information: Stanley Stella STTU169, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean